Scene Descriptions - Dark Comedy UK

Action Hero Wannabe - Ongoing sketch one every week

Dave Bond the action hero wannabe always transforms simple jobs into secret missions, constantly disguising himself. These disguises range from James Bond to John McClain (Bruce Willis - Die Hard). Due to his immature attitude to life his family have lost respect for him and are constantly embarrassed by his actions.

Art Dealer - One off Sketch

Angela Bennett the art dealer has made many mistakes "talent scouting" but through the episodes she will become a well respected lady bit the main plot is the foolishness of art today.

Old Women Gossip - One off Sketch

Two old ladies chatting about the madness in their little country village. A small village in the hills of Wales a very strange place with weird stories.

Psychotic Psychiatrist - Ongoing sketch one every week

A psychiatrist with a varied assortment of patients which all are very gullible and although they may be cured they hang on the psychiatrists every word. The psychiatrist knows this and constantly uses the patients' illnesses against them, therefore never loosing any of his customers (Money).

Seedy Captor - Ongoing sketch one every week

A very disturbed old man constantly snatching people off the street and locking them in his basement. He has a few rooms in his basement and believes that he is protecting the people from the bad world out there. He seems very seedy and my come across as a dirty old man but really in his mind he is the father to lost sheep, he does talk in a dirty manner though.

Social Club - one off Sketch

This is a one off sketch and is based on a mix up. In one room is a group of young rockers and the other room is full of older mature people. The main comical part of the sketch is when the bands are in the wrong rooms.

Burger Bar - One off Sketch

This is a one off sketch where it shows that the joke can be on the most intellectual of people and can be played by the stereotypical stupid person. Based in a Burger bar a worker basically wants to see what he can get away with.

Bed and Breakfast - Ongoing sketch one every week

Background

A couple of delusional people become obsessed with the fact that vampires exist and they realise that they themselves could be vampires, therefore they remove their "Vampire" teeth.

Now they are convinced that everyone who has canine teeth are vampires and are coming to their B&B to turn them. Through these tales of visitors the stupidity of these two men becomes more and more evident.

Game Show - One Off

As a short description this is to show the stupidity of game shows. It consists of families literally fighting each other on national TV to win prizes. There are a lot of comical characters that are over competitive and the games they play are very physical.

FUZZ RESTAURANT - One Off

A modern romantic restaurant (two seated tables, very dark with candles everywhere) with two main members of staff; A miserable, witty young man (waiter - Mick) and a dirty chef that has no personal hygiene.

Advertising Company - Ongoing sketch one every week, Also with small appearances of their adverts

Madcow Advertising is an advertising company that receives contract from companies, a different challenge every episode. They first have a meeting then later they show the advert they have created.

Always five people around the table, Darrel, Emma, Helen, Thomas and Joseph.

Animal Emergency Room - One Off

Animal ER is a main emergency room where pets are brought in with a wide range of injuries and illnesses. They have specialist equipment ready to deal with anything from putting a rabbits leg into cast to a small amount of electric to restart a hamsters heart.

Check this out Doc - One Off

This is based in the emergency room of a hospital and is mainly based on the peculiar cases that are brought to the doctor's attention. The three main doctors have all grown up together and believe that a good work place is a happy work place; with this in mind the, the doctors have built their own unique personalities and find the most rudimentary circumstances hilarious.

Fortune Teller - One Off

A Mystical woman that lives in a council block of flats works from home as a fortune teller. Many people in this day and age do not believe in mystical forces but this lady is a true fortune teller and is always correct. There is one glitch though... Her clients have to translate her cryptic speeches before they know what to expect from the future.